Boil a kettle of water. Add some milk to a cup, then add the water to the cup and dunk a tea bag into the cup until the tea is your preferred colour. Then have some drama or event. And what you are left with is this blog.
I spend hours, well it seemed like it, trying to get paint Shop Pro to do a couple of things I was sure it ought to be able to do. Simply to then look at the manual in all my frustration and find out that the processess I was trying to get it to do were very simple and easy and were basically automated, yet fully editable.