Thursday 3 April 2008

Election result shock

It is emerging, from sources independent of Darren, that he may not have won the election. Information is sketchy at the moment but it appears that Darren has not earned enough votes to continue his role. The BBC, who are not allowed to report from Darren, have confirmed that sources close to him have suggested that he may be stepping down, but these reports are unofficial.

Opposition to Darren, the Other Voices in my Head party or The OVH, have been celebrating the news that they may eventually gain control of Darren. A spokesperson for The OVH said, 'It is time for us to rewrite history... and we'll be starting with Henry VIII.'

2 comments:

Rob Windstrel Watson said...

Oh go on! Start re-writing history with the dark ages. There's so much more scope :-)

Loved your humour.

If you get around to visiting me back, be sure to check out Cafe Hopcott. You will see what I mean when you get there.

I've book marked you so I'll deffo be back to enjoy more :-)

Darren said...

Thanks for the comment and I have now visited the cafe and will visit it again - bookmarked.