My life is like the TV series 24. Events occur in real-time and I often lose four minutes at a time whilst hearing a loud ticking noise. But there are some striking differences.
- I sleep for many of the hour-long episodes
- My mobile phone often has a flat battery
- I never get involved in convoluted conspiracy theories – unless I am in one and don’t realise it because the conspiracy is so all encompassing that it can’t be recognised
