It is official, I am uncool

I am pleased to announce to the world that I do not belong to any of the top 25 pages / fansites on Facebook... 'how cool is that?'

Proud to be independent! And if you think that is sad, then just remember that 'sad' is 'happy for deep people' (Thanks Steven Moffat)

Inside Facebook » The 25 Most Popular Pages on Facebook

PS, if you don't think I'm too sad, you can always add me on facebook

Getting it into perspective

This blog found it of great comfort to hear that the government of the day was concerned about the effects of a Nuclear strike in the 1950s. It was also great comfort to note what exactly the concerns were.

They could have been worried about riots, the need for fresh water and even coping with radiation sickness. However, and this is where I find the deepest comfort, their concern was for supplying tea to the nation. Only in Britain would this be of utmost concern, and dear government, I salute thee.


BBC NEWS | UK | Nuclear threat sparked tea worry

The Robot Test

Yeah, okay, I thought I was a geek butI'm obviously not. It as good fun though.


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Election result shock

It is emerging, from sources independent of Darren, that he may not have won the election. Information is sketchy at the moment but it appears that Darren has not earned enough votes to continue his role. The BBC, who are not allowed to report from Darren, have confirmed that sources close to him have suggested that he may be stepping down, but these reports are unofficial.

Opposition to Darren, the Other Voices in my Head party or The OVH, have been celebrating the news that they may eventually gain control of Darren. A spokesperson for The OVH said, 'It is time for us to rewrite history... and we'll be starting with Henry VIII.'

St Patrick not as Holy as Jesus

I did find the news that St Patrick's Day has been brought forward to the 15th March quite interesting. The basic reason is that this year, because Easter is a movable feast, St Patrick's Day falls during Holy Week. And, it is thought that Jesus, being slightly higher up the Catholic pecking order, should have the focus during Easter and not St Patrick. You can read more in the link below, but it got me thinking. What other things could be moved out of Holy Week to make life easier (well, just moved out because they annoy me)?

• Torchwood - I need a reason to not waste 45 minutes each week
• Confused[dot]com adverts - why does every character on those adverts get on my nerves (and no I am not linking to their site)
  
• All the programs currently on TV about freaks, be they eaters, large or small people, or John Barrowman (That covers most of the BBC's output)
• Those adverts about Tiscali and its best ever deal
• Anything that calls itself RnB
• Ben Brown nothing against him, he just makes me feel uneasy watching the news
• Tim Wilcox nothing against him, I just feel he looks too young to tell me anything newsworthy

Looking at the list so far, perhaps all I need to do is turn off the TV and go and do something less boring instead.

ireland.com - Breaking News - St Patrick's 'day' moved to 15th

War Child Blog book

The other day I wrote about a fundraising event organised by the blogging community and involving the blogging community too. Well I'm here reminding you all of it again, after just watching a Horizon program about how to live to 101 on BBC2.

It seems there are a few simple rules that you can follow to add longevity to your life and they are as follows:

• Eat varied coloured vegetables (what isn't coloured?)
• Eat soya
• Eat a low calorific diet (about two thirds recommended amount)
• Exercise
• Have faith in a greater power (apparently British Gas don't count here)
• Don't get stressed
• Don't have an overactive immune system (nothing you can do about this though)

Those were the things given in the program, although they are sumarised by me and may be totally wrong. I don't guarantee anything.

One thing I do guarentee are a lot of good feelings if you get involved in some way with the thing that I was talking about at the beginning of the post. If you've forgotten what that was about then follow the link that is on its way and find out all the info here

Worthwhile cause inspires the fingers to type

Well of course that isn't true. As soon as it is time to write something specific, for a worthwhile cause (see previous post), the ideas completely dry up. A little lubrication via the drink department of ASDA seems to have little effect on sparking ideas. If I had a South American Tree Frog I may be able to induce some creativity via its hallucinogenic back sweat, but I am, as are ASDA, completely out of the inspirational amphibian. Likewise the only mushrooms in the house are closed cap and penciled in for tomorrow's dinner, I will have to look elsewhere for inspiration.

This is the universal bind of all bloggers, what exactly to write. Blogging is not for the shy, the belief that someone else, in the world is at least half interested in what you have to say, means that you don't mind telling them. It also means that someone else in the world is interested in the trivial things that make up your life, or the fantasy stories that make up your life, either way, interest is assumed... or at least hoped for.

The other option would be to write something of an opinionated nature, a sort of Daily Mail for the MTV generation. This is all well and good, but far too often any irony intended is lost on the comment whores who stalk looking for things they either agree or disagree with. So perhaps in the end, all that I am left with is a snapshot of my life, Darren, some guy who has a blog. Well here goes...

Today I woke up, I lived a little, and soon I will go to sleep. See you tomorrow.

You're Not The Only One

I have been known to lurk on Peach's site, and also commiserate (virually) with many a happenstance. And it seems this sort of thing goes on a lot in the blogosphere, hence this neat little project. A book of 'blog' stories making money for the WarChild charity. To find out more follow the link below...

peach: You're Not The Only One

I have a new favourite website

and it is here

Thanks to Andrew for the link, and for those who may be easily offended, perhaps it isn't your cup of tea, so don't go there.

Songs / voices in my head

One of the most annoying things in life (for me) is hearing a song in the morning and then being unable to get it out of my head for the whole of the day. Today it got worse. The next stage of this really annoying thing is to wake up with a song in your head. So the first thought you have in the day is a blast of Madonna's Into the groove going round and round in your head. This is what happened to me, and is most upsetting.

I was concerned that it would be with me all day, however I was wrong. Within a few minutes of doing last night's washing up (yeah I know, very lazy) I had the title track of Richard O'Brien's follow up to the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shock Treatment running through my head. While this isn't really too much of a problem I later thought that I had only seen Shock Treatment once, and I am now unsure as to whether I had the right song in my head, or whether I had subconsciously written something new.