Sunday 20 May 2007

News Headlines

"Bong!" (that's the sound of Big Ben)

Chris Chibnall writes a reasonably good episode of Dr Who.

"Bong!"

The top two teams in the Premiership play out a boring showpiece FA Cup Final (me bitter with the result? never).

"Bong!"

Howard Moon arrested for signing photo for his fan.

"Bong!"

I must stop procrastinating

5 comments:

andrew cupples said...

42 was a big fat 'meh'. I watched Sunshine a few weeks ago (an inevitable comparison) and the difference in plotting and effects etc. was like watching an episode of (new) Battlestar Galactica and an episode of Button Moon. It was adequate, but nothing else. Logic went out the window once again. Why on earth would they have such a complicated restart procedure if their engines died. And as for those questions to get through the doors... Bat's arse.

As for Man U, I relished the look on Ferguson's face at the end of the game. As for his ludicrous comments about Giggs deserving a penalty for sliding into Cech and fouling him, possibly causing the ball to go over the line - look up sour grapes in the dictionary and there's a picture of him. And as for Ronaldo... his face smells. It smells like someone breaking wind in a pair of cheap nylon trousers while eating a scotch egg in a hot car passing the Tilsworth Golf and Conference Centre on the A5 outside Dunstable. But worse.

Darren said...

LOL

and Howard Moon? :-)

andrew cupples said...

What's he done now?

Darren said...

LOL, nothin, Natasha has been watching her copy of the Boosch live, and I've been laughing at the 'Dear Howard' fan mail.

Darren said...

That line still makes me laugh out loud each time I hear it, or think about it.

Anyway, I'm going to walk off the stage now with 'Monkey hands and frozen feet'.